- Sun, 14:50: Thaaaaaaat can't be safe. http://lockerz.com/s/125440951
- Sun, 22:03: I unlocked the Chum Luva sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/qHiIXC
- Sun, 22:11: 11:11
- Sun, 22:14: RT @adcunningham: Seals are protected because they are cute. Sharks are killed because they have teeth! #SharkWeek #ithinksharksarecute :)
- Mon, 11:04: RT @revmannix138: I like getting #retweeted. Note to self: Be more #interesting and #witty. Also, abuse #hashtags so you hit more lists. ...
- Mon, 11:06: RT @BorowitzReport: The debt. deal is a deal in the sense that Farmville is an actual farm.
- Mon, 11:57: RT @mollycrabapple: Remember my SXSW steampunk octopus totebags? I'm giving them to 3 random followers when I hit 12k followers. So RT
Fri, 14:02: I'm at Louisiana / Texas State Line in Waskom, TX https://t.co/QFxUCgX3S9
Fri, 08:48: I'm at Gentilly Terrace in New Orleans, LA https://t.co/uVYhJyej8p
Mon, 13:20: I'm at Southwest Festivals, Inc. in Waxahachie, TX https://t.co/VJji06ZE10 Mon, 13:32: 🚘 (at @ DiscountTire in Waxahachie,…