- Fri, 12:41: @TheEllenShow I wish there were tickets still available for your Orlando taping. #MaybeNextTime
- Fri, 12:43: If anyone is going to be in California April 21st there are still tickets available for @TheEllenShow Sadly there are no Florida Tix left
- Fri, 13:18: RT @DepressedDarth: Han Solo's email password was "penis" but Google kept telling him it wasn't long enough, boy were they right.
- Fri, 13:21: Ripen my pretties #Loquats http://plixi.com/p/81544758
- Fri, 14:01: Chaos at the County Building Dept...computers are down :(
- Fri, 17:16: RT @GoFloridaFishin: What do whales like to eat with their peanut butter? Jellyfsh! YUM!
- Fri, 17:27: RT @BrittanyGLEE: I was so excited to read Romeo and Juliet for English class. Not a single garden gnome in it! The movie is always bett ...
- Fri, 19:14: Did you know 30 minutes of Dr Sketchy's can help extend your life! Check out this Study by TheMedGuru http://t.co/HQ2RKaZ (@MollyCrabapple)
Tue, 14:26: RT @ alex_abads: when a homo swirls his iced coffee it’s like a rattlesnake flicking its tail Tue, 14:26: RT @ alex_abads: be…