November 9th, 2008

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Verbal Voyeurism : Tweets for Today

  • 14:21 What could we possible have been thinking when we figured we could go to the convention and walk through everything in 3 hours... #
  • 14:33 grr! how about instead of telling me I do or don't have to dial one...just connect the call you obviously KNOW what I was trying to do! #
  • 14:41 I forgot to mention, my closing is now pushed back 'til the 28th...hehe I'm buying my house on black Friday. No wonder its on Sale! #
  • 18:33 Just getting started on the monthly MLS Detectives newsletters for Michael and Curtis. This should take about 2-3 hours. Hopefully less. #
  • 20:07 I'm about halfway done....its going slow today... #
  • 21:28 Finished! I didn't do too bad time wise...I did have a little dinner as I worked but not too bad. :) Back to Orlando Tomorrow w/Oralia! #
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12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married

I'm not the author of this list: I just picked it up on the Internets. I think it’s brilliant.

12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. (You just imagined the Penguin...penguins are unnatural: they’re birds, they fly underwater. Nuff said.)

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “seperate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

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