My tweets
- Tue, 00:30: Dear @fitbit. I haaaaaaate my Inspire2. Please bring back the AltaHR. Love Heathyre
My tweets
- Wed, 20:37: It’s cool that you took my info and said a Team Leader would contact me. They didn’t. Not only is your food disappointing but so are your communication skills. Do better. #fail @CottonPatchCafe https://t.co/9EGRlPdqrL
My tweets
- Sun, 21:39: RT @cnnbrk: The wind and storm surge from Hurricane Ida have partially reversed the flow of the Mississippi River near New Orleans, accordi…
- Sun, 21:39: RT @KHOU: BREAKING | All of New Orleans is in the dark as Hurricane Ida bears down on the city. Entergy says there's been 'catastrophic da…
- Mon, 10:47: Weeeeeee (@ Renaissance Newark Airport Hotel - @renhotels in Elizabeth, NJ) https://t.co/LfUxLAB4wx
- Mon, 11:06: I'm at American Ticket Counter - @americanair in Newark, NJ https://t.co/ZNZaX5xOV3
My tweets
- Fri, 12:35: What the heck is these? I asked for an iced coffee light and sweet? This appears to be an iced coffee with cold foam on top and maybe sugar? Yo @dunkindonuts, I’m calling you out. What’s up with your crew at Greenwood Lake NY???? https://t.co/gs2k4NhsNk
My tweets
- Sat, 17:53: I'm at New Hampshire & Massachusetts Border! in Salem, NH https://t.co/VQlp4HAc2j https://t.co/n27ARljodg
- Sat, 19:04: I'm at I84 South Connecticut/Massachusetts Stateline in MA https://t.co/XAqyvNi3t1
- Sat, 20:49: I'm at Connecticut / New York State Border in Rye Brook, NY https://t.co/wWYlvDPLyZ
- Sat, 21:03: I'm at Governor Mario M Cuomo Bridge - @nysthruway in Tarrytown, NY https://t.co/EJfMb6TiqX https://t.co/DMr3VDRnDe
- Sat, 23:18: Lying by omission is still lying.
My tweets
- Sat, 08:40: I'm at @DunkinDonuts in Montgomery, NY https://t.co/aFTXmSEJgk
- Sat, 10:11: I'm at Castleton-on-Hudson Bridge in Castleton-on-Hudson, NY https://t.co/QgT4qmEeDr
- Sat, 10:31: I'm at NY/MA Border in West Stockbridge, MA https://t.co/Bxvw0CBOzh https://t.co/pzQrzuR9Mi
- Sat, 11:46: 🚙💨 (@ Massachusetts/Vermont State Line in Vernon, MA) https://t.co/smFCmaQgF9 https://t.co/Ls1nK5W1on
- Sat, 11:59: 🚙💨💨 (@ VT - NH State Line in Brattleboro, VT) https://t.co/qvDwtQvkG5 https://t.co/6bwA1UcC8d
My tweets
- Wed, 22:02: I just watched a virtual advance screening of #CODAfilm - it was fantastic. My life is complete now that I know the reason why God made farts smell (so deaf people could enjoy them too)! https://t.co/yuogvHwZqw
My tweets
- Tue, 14:26: RT @alex_abads: when a homo swirls his iced coffee it’s like a rattlesnake flicking its tail
- Tue, 14:26: RT @alex_abads: be cautious, move away quickly
- Tue, 14:26: RT @alex_abads: if you’re in a team meeting and you hear the ice rattle, it’s “this could have been an e-mail” in gay
My tweets
- Tue, 09:45: I'm at NJ/NY Border https://t.co/ZjJfCBHU9t
- Tue, 10:40: I'm at @DunkinDonuts in Newton, NJ https://t.co/BsXfDb5cEL
- Tue, 10:40: 🦥 (@ New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission in Newton, NJ) https://t.co/0idWGlBbkC
- Tue, 11:52: Do all the things! (@ Newton Inspection Station) https://t.co/VWMBDw58mI
My tweets
- Tue, 23:29: Well…that explains a lot. #JeffBezos #spaceflight #dickjokes https://t.co/JQ0rEHP0Y1
