The True Lies of Heathyre Perara

• July 28th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Tue, 14:26: RT @alex_abads: when a homo swirls his iced coffee it’s like a rattlesnake flicking its tail
• Tue, 14:26: RT @alex_abads: be cautious, move away quickly
• Tue, 14:26: RT @alex_abads: if you’re in a team meeting and you hear the ice rattle, it’s “this could have been an e-mail” in gay

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• July 27th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Tue, 09:45: I'm at NJ/NY Border https://t.co/ZjJfCBHU9t
• Tue, 10:40: I'm at @DunkinDonuts in Newton, NJ https://t.co/BsXfDb5cEL
• Tue, 10:40: 🦥 (@ New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission in Newton, NJ) https://t.co/0idWGlBbkC
• Tue, 11:52: Do all the things! (@ Newton Inspection Station) https://t.co/VWMBDw58mI

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• July 21st, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Tue, 23:29: Well…that explains a lot. #JeffBezos #spaceflight #dickjokes https://t.co/JQ0rEHP0Y1

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  #dickjokes, #jeffbezos, #spaceflight, twitter

• July 19th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Sun, 14:27: 🚙💨💨💨 (@ New Jersey / Pennsylvania State Line in Williams Township, PA) https://t.co/hVDHO7jCat
• Sun, 15:32: 🚙💨 (@ New Jersey / New York State Border in Mahwah, NJ) https://t.co/TiQMcTCu82

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• July 18th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 12:51: “Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you” - Lynyrd Skynyrd 🚙 💨 💨 (@ Mississippi / Alabama State Line in Cuba, AL) https://t.co/StClAdFt4w
• Sat, 16:02: I'm at Central Time Zone Line in Rising Fawn, GA https://t.co/SBeVX7Iz4H
• Sat, 16:03: 🍑 🚙 💨💨💨 (@ Alabama / Georgia State Line in Rising Fawn, GA) https://t.co/mVyRelIrrl https://t.co/jlLWkQGD5d
• Sat, 16:21: Are you from Tennessee? Because, you’re the only 10 I see! 🚙💨💨💨💨 (@ Georgia / Tennessee State Line in Wildwood, GA) https://t.co/uxFLiqemXI https://t.co/OQw0q7QRP6
• Sat, 16:32: 🚽 🧻 (@ Tennessee Welcome Center — I-24 EB in Chattanooga, TN) https://t.co/6OcaTM4rGf https://t.co/ZNvHcPKkPN
• Sat, 16:42: I'm at New York Monument in Chattanooga, TN https://t.co/mPjDiB6HWZ
• Sat, 20:03: Virginia is for Lovers (@ Tennessee / Virginia State Line in Bristol, TN) https://t.co/4lr6eBb2lL
• Sat, 20:10: ❤️ 🚙 💨 💨 💨 (@ Bristol Safety Rest Area / Welcome Center - @vadot in Bristol, VA) https://t.co/6cwOy5ZBp4 https://t.co/iMZSRjYuEz
• Sun, 07:06: 🚙 💨💨💨 (@ Howard Johnson Express Inn Roanoke in Roanoke, VA) https://t.co/yDuAt9bAMZ
• Sun, 11:18: 🎶Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains 🎶 🚙💨💨 (@ Virginia / West Virginia State Line in WV) https://t.co/xC7ljLQU76

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• July 17th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 09:33: “It may be the Big Easy, it's not easy to leave.” - Kim Boekbinder See you in a few months New Orleans. 💕⚜️ (@ Gentilly Terrace in New Orleans, LA) https://t.co/CwBp703we5
• Sat, 10:16: 🚙 💨 (@ Mississippi Welcome Center in Picayune, MS) https://t.co/G6nwFf8ddu https://t.co/seD7k5gqrO

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• July 7th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Tue, 20:56: RT @C_Austin_Cox: Gigi Deluxe on #AGT shooting arrows at her daughter. #AmericasGotTalent is insane. What kinds of acts this woman gonna do…
• Tue, 20:57: I have some pretty amazing people in my life. 💕#humblebrag #nola #NewOrleans #sideshow https://t.co/R1Z95jlqFG
• Tue, 20:58: RT @AGTAuditions: 🏹 @gigideluxe2 & Devon are the most dangerous mom and daughter duo in this world!💫 #AGT https://t.co/bW5p9BABZG
• Tue, 20:59: RT @gigideluxe2: New Orleans danger duo will compete on 'America's Got Talent' Tuesday; Watch video if you dare https://t.co/WsjAHGMG5f via…

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  #agt, #americasgottalent, #humblebrag, #neworleans, #nola, #sideshow, twitter

• July 5th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Sun, 20:05: RT @BestMovieLine: Addams Family Values https://t.co/cpqEbJ32gi
• Mon, 10:18: RT @joshgilley: Back is straight. Shoulders back. Chest out and hands in his lap. This is a man who's been in a collar before... This man i…

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• June 28th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Sun, 13:01: I'm at Wendy’s - @wendys in Hattiesburg, MS https://t.co/6Woj2NYbp8
• Sun, 14:47: I'm at Mississippi / Alabama State Line in Cuba, AL https://t.co/iX0NAmpPmD
• Mon, 11:16: RT @BerniceKing: Should I just start responding to folks with this? 🗣 https://t.co/YaDGE3Yln9

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• June 27th, 2021, 12:00 pm

My tweets

• Sun, 10:32: I'm at Gentilly Terrace and Gardens in New Orleans, LA https://t.co/eq02FASEsj
• Sun, 11:27: I'm at Louisiana / Mississippi State Line in Nicholson, LA https://t.co/06cuENHi8X

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