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  • Wed, 11:52: RT @RL_Stine: I am going to try to write a story live on Twitter now. The story is called "What's In My Sandwich?"...
  • Wed, 11:52: RT @RL_Stine: People call me a loser, but that's going to change. I was in a little diner downtown and I ordered an egg salad sandwich…
  • Wed, 11:52: RT @RL_Stine: ..I was about to bite down on it when I noticed something moving in the egg salad. Was I imagining it? No…
  • Wed, 11:52: RT @RL_Stine: ..I saw a hairy, three-fingered claw push a clump of egg out of the way. I saw two round black eyes. A fur-covered face…
  • Wed, 11:52: RT @RL_Stine: ..The creature poked out of the sandwich, sending egg salad tumbling onto the plate. It was the size of a fat beetle…
  • Wed, 11:52: RT @RL_Stine: ..But it wasn't an insect. It had a furry head and eyes that peered into mine. Before I could react, a second creature poked …
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..And then a third. My sandwich was infested. My stomach lurched. "Is everything okay?" the waitress asked…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: .."Yes. Fine," I said. "Could you wrap this sandwich to go?" Finding hairy things in your sandwich is gross…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..But I knew this sandwich would make me a winner. The sandwich would turn my life around…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..Discovering a new life form had to make me rich. I carried the sandwich home carefully and set it on a table…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..I didn't hear my son Willy come home. When I finally saw him, he had egg salad on his face…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..Yes, he ate the sandwich. If only I could have stopped him. Now the creatures are biting holes in his stomach…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..They are biting holes in Willy from the inside, poking their furry heads out of his stomach, chewing his flesh…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..Okay. A minor setback. But I'm not giving up. Willy is screaming in agony. The poor guy is terrified…
  • Wed, 11:53: RT @RL_Stine: ..I'm so excited. Where is my camera? Willy is going to make me rich. ##
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