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A Funny thing Happened on the way through the MLS Today....

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I found Happy-House!



LOL Sometimes I wonder what other Real Estate Agents are thinking when they take their pictures.....






WE'RE RETIRED...WALK AROUND US!


WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY SOON, AFTER THE GAME IS OVER!


SHOWING INSTRUCTIONS: Owners son home on house arrest, only mildly violent. No sudden moves and bring offer. (SEE ANKLE)


WE'RE GOING DOWN! To the lifeboats!


Showing Instructions: Electronic Lockbox on back door, please leave business card and a knick-knack.


What happens in the Bedroom STAYS on the MLS (See top of Bed)
Current Location:
HomeChoice Real Estate, Inc
Current Mood:
amused amused
Current Music:
"I Want You / She's So Heavy" - Across the Universe Soundtrack
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On April 28th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC), jinxvirus commented:
thats incredibly funny..
When mom and I had people come to look at the house in lincoln park, a retired minister and his ugly wife came in my room and saw all of my witchy poo stuff..
They were as sweet as pie to me outside of the house, but as soon as they left, they barely said goodbye.. lol
and c'mon... if people are over or not, i atleast have the decency to put away my industrial strength ball gag with optional rearview mirrors.. lol
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On April 29th, 2008 01:01 pm (UTC), fairyrune commented:
OMG. I'm not even in real estate, and I know that those pictures are crap! Are people really that stupid?

Oh, and by the way, I MISSES YOU!
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